Tombusdin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional rat.

Tombusdin created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombusdin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tombusdin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tombusdin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tombusdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to rats while wearing pink scarves.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from fawn otters for they are unholy.