Nigdumdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring hummingbird.

Nigdumdav created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdumdav, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nigdumdav, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nigdumdav's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nigdumdav's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing red boots and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing turquoise tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nigdumdav in the centre of the settlement.