Yamhatsom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Yamhatsom created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhatsom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yamhatsom, she will manifest in front of you.

Yamhatsom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yamhatsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not take Yamhatsom's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yamhatsom.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.