Batfebfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent chinchilla.

Batfebfut created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfebfut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Batfebfut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Batfebfut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Batfebfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed spinach to capybaras while wearing rings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.

5. Never look in ponds.