Dobjonhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest tapir.

Dobjonhot created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobjonhot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobjonhot, it will be very sad.

Dobjonhot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dobjonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Dobjonhot loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Dobjonhot on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Dobjonhot's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.