Dogsanspagcen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced zebra.

Dogsanspagcen created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogsanspagcen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogsanspagcen, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dogsanspagcen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dogsanspagcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Dogsanspagcen must be the most important thing in your life.