Xemsabcam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain hyena.

Xemsabcam created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemsabcam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xemsabcam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xemsabcam's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xemsabcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to mice while wearing purple hats.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.