Manwattetti is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating hyena.

Manwattetti created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manwattetti, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manwattetti, it will turn you into a puffin.

Manwattetti's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Manwattetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect your elders.