Jigbellgup is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented eagle.

Jigbellgup created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigbellgup, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigbellgup, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jigbellgup's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jigbellgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Hide from blue seals for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Jigbellgup loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Always obey Jigbellgup's priests.