Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional dog.

Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen, she will ignore you.

Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Rakfebpon Cep Bephinhen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.