Botfabgan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid dingo.

Botfabgan created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Botfabgan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Botfabgan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Botfabgan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Botfabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Botfabgan must be the most important thing in your life.