Benfemlargcisstofrotcepfud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking chinchilla.

Benfemlargcisstofrotcepfud created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Benfemlargcisstofrotcepfud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Benfemlargcisstofrotcepfud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Benfemlargcisstofrotcepfud's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Benfemlargcisstofrotcepfud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about enzymes.