Bodcamved is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witty clam.

Bodcamved created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Bodcamved, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodcamved, it will turn you into a tree.

Bodcamved's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bodcamved's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.