Dogvadomt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain unicorn.

Dogvadomt created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogvadomt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogvadomt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dogvadomt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dogvadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Dogvadomt loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about spacetime.