Yaklungab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented hyena.

Yaklungab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yaklungab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yaklungab, he will send you a sign.

Yaklungab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yaklungab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.