Gamrilspagtag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful dragon.

Gamrilspagtag created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamrilspagtag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamrilspagtag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gamrilspagtag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gamrilspagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamrilspagtag.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.