Gendidcissquill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm porpoise.

Gendidcissquill created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gendidcissquill, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gendidcissquill, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gendidcissquill's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gendidcissquill's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never jump near otters.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gendidcissquill on top of all buildings.