Abbapyar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, almighty frog.

Abbapyar created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abbapyar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abbapyar, she will not care at all.

Abbapyar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Abbapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not take Abbapyar's name in vain.