Farnstigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, temperamental walrus.

Farnstigdun created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnstigdun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farnstigdun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Farnstigdun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Farnstigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Farnstigdun on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about chromosomes.