Wipgenwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic centipede.

Wipgenwab created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgenwab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipgenwab, it will turn you into a goat.

Wipgenwab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wipgenwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never sit near seals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.