Rawflabyok is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud porpoise.

Rawflabyok created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawflabyok, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawflabyok, she will turn you into a mole.

Rawflabyok's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Rawflabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing violet jumpers.