Yatbosshad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless fairy.

Yatbosshad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatbosshad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatbosshad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yatbosshad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yatbosshad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Yatbosshad loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.