Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow yak.

Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar, it will turn you into a plant.

Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Hinsidtetti Gedflapdib Konlistkar's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.