Catdubduss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive donkey.

Catdubduss created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catdubduss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catdubduss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Catdubduss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Catdubduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Always look after injured pigs.