Nuttbessvil is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome parrot.

Nuttbessvil created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbessvil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nuttbessvil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuttbessvil's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nuttbessvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not take Nuttbessvil's name in vain.