Bellbigpod Lidventonk is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, almighty
troll.
Bellbigpod Lidventonk created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellbigpod Lidventonk, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bellbigpod Lidventonk, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Bellbigpod Lidventonk's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Bellbigpod Lidventonk's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellbigpod Lidventonk.
3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
4. Never feed lots of coconuts to horses while wearing brown stockings.
5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.