Fasbadfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing ant.

Fasbadfoss created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasbadfoss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasbadfoss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fasbadfoss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fasbadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to sheep while wearing green shorts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.