Larg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating skunk.

Larg created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Larg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never feed melons to voles while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Fast once a month.