Hanmitbed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish naga.

Hanmitbed created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmitbed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanmitbed, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hanmitbed's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hanmitbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hanmitbed loves nematodes, so they must be respected.