Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited aardvark.

Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never sprint in the presence of squirrels.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Bugfemmutton Sigdumhot on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.