Mabbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless cobra.

Mabbud created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabbud, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mabbud's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mabbud.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Never wear magenta tights.