Shavdidmon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest rat.

Shavdidmon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavdidmon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavdidmon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavdidmon's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Shavdidmon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Shavdidmon.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.