Wikjarnsak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive mink.

Wikjarnsak created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjarnsak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikjarnsak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wikjarnsak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wikjarnsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest cyan.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Wikjarnsak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.