Bunbosspig Gamhomfub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing dryad.

Bunbosspig Gamhomfub created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbosspig Gamhomfub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bunbosspig Gamhomfub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bunbosspig Gamhomfub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bunbosspig Gamhomfub's Holy Commandments

1. Bunbosspig Gamhomfub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about galaxies.