Linsogmat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet crow.

Linsogmat created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Linsogmat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Linsogmat, she will destroy your home planet.

Linsogmat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Linsogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Linsogmat on top of all buildings.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat limes.