Lipsakfab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful swan.

Lipsakfab created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipsakfab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lipsakfab, he will send you a sign.

Lipsakfab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lipsakfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.