Cibjonmipflismegtar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain lizard.

Cibjonmipflismegtar created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibjonmipflismegtar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibjonmipflismegtar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cibjonmipflismegtar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cibjonmipflismegtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Run away from pink bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.