Pomloopnuttpod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong manatee.

Pomloopnuttpod created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomloopnuttpod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pomloopnuttpod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pomloopnuttpod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pomloopnuttpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Pomloopnuttpod loves nematodes, so they must be respected.