Babfarnwig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring slug.

Babfarnwig created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babfarnwig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babfarnwig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Babfarnwig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Babfarnwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.