Satwigarm is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless wren.

Satwigarm created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satwigarm, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Satwigarm, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Satwigarm's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Satwigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your face.