Gutbudsit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered frog.

Gutbudsit created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gutbudsit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gutbudsit, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gutbudsit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gutbudsit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Gutbudsit loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never look in ponds.