Stighigfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited wasp.

Stighigfoss created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stighigfoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stighigfoss, he will turn you into a frog.

Stighigfoss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stighigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Stighigfoss loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not kill mites.