Tifwitvog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical coyote.

Tifwitvog created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tifwitvog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tifwitvog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tifwitvog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tifwitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Tifwitvog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.