Nurlvabpop Dintittal Garpaslad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish fox.

Nurlvabpop Dintittal Garpaslad created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlvabpop Dintittal Garpaslad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlvabpop Dintittal Garpaslad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nurlvabpop Dintittal Garpaslad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nurlvabpop Dintittal Garpaslad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Never feed lots of melons to rats while wearing orange scarves.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.