Beststafbed is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless lion.

Beststafbed created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Beststafbed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Beststafbed, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Beststafbed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Beststafbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Always help sick cats.