Catjarnbambun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical swan.

Catjarnbambun created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catjarnbambun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catjarnbambun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Catjarnbambun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Catjarnbambun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.