Bogmadrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy jaguar.

Bogmadrutt created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmadrutt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogmadrutt, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bogmadrutt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bogmadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight sharks approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.