Vogyokcet is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow wasp.

Vogyokcet created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogyokcet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vogyokcet, she will manifest in front of you.

Vogyokcet's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vogyokcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vogyokcet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Always stare at clouds.