Stafkamxin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate hydra.

Stafkamxin created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Stafkamxin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stafkamxin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stafkamxin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Stafkamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafkamxin.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.