Fedcentab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful donkey.

Fedcentab created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcentab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedcentab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fedcentab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fedcentab's Holy Commandments

1. Fedcentab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Fedcentab.